Birthday Brawl

Ten.

No, Billy. You have to eat a bowl of cereal. You can't have a cupcake for breakfast.
[Notice the stink eye.]

Hi birthday boy. Can I take a picture of you now that you're 10?

 [Keep your eyes on the little guy.]

Stop it! Stop! Don't punch your brother!
Mom, he pulled my hair!
Billy, don't pull Eddie's hair! You know better than that.
Let's try again. This time, let's light a candle and sing.

[He was tempted to blow out Eddie's candle, but he restrained himself. All's well that ends well.]