Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Serial number

Our dishwasher from 1978 finally gave out and was replaced. The new one had a serial number sticker on the front.

Eddie said "Mom, did you pay 9913918003246... dollars for this dishwasher?"

I said "no, Eddie, the leasing office paid for it from our rent. You're looking at the serial number."

Eddie came back with "wow! You sure can make a lot of cereal!.... What? Why are you laughing?"

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Eddie Quotes

There are pictures  and some video coming soon, but I need to share some of Eddie's funny thoughts before I forget.

I was trying to wake him up one morning... "oh, Mom, leave me alone. I'm watching a video in my head."

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Eddie was tinkering around on the piano with both hands during the piano lesson.

Seth told Eddie "you can practice that way. Keep your fingers curved, play with both hands and improvise. You can tell your mom you are improvising."

A few minutes later Eddie was playing a song he is working on and Seth reminded him that his left hand needed to be keeping up. Eddie looked at him with a big grin and said "but Mr. Seth, I'm IMPROVISING!" Seth then asked him "who writes your jokes, because I need to meet that guy!"

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The boys are out in the living room having a dogfight with Lego spaceships. I heard Eddie yell "Gotcha, Billy, but you can come back because you have one hundred and fifty thousand googolplex more lives!"

Friday, July 4, 2014

The Apology

I know there's a tattle on the way when Eddie starts yelling "I'm sorry, Billy! Oh, I am so sorry Billy! Here, take my sword, Billy! Look, Billy, wanna play with my ship? I'm sooooo SORRY, Billlllyyyyyyy!!!!"